Dusty Cups: 2
Sea Lions: 0
Regular Season Championships: 1
Division Wins: 1
Regular Season Record: 100-70 (.588)
Playoff Record: 8-4
Best Season: 15-7 (2023)
Worst Season: 11-11 (2020)
Awards Won: 7
Records Held: 1
Easiest Opponent: Windsor Spits (16-3)
Toughest Opponent: Unpaid Workers (6-10)
Winner of the Inaugural Dusty Cup
Only team to never have a losing season
Dusty Cups: 2
Sea Lions: 0
Regular Season Championships: 0
Division Wins: 5
Regular Season Record: 100-70 (.588)
Playoff Record: 5-4
Best Season: 15-7 (2019)
Worst Season: 8-15 (2022)
Awards Won: 6
Records Held: 0
Easiest Opponent: Hughes ur Daddy (12-4)
Toughest Opponent: Detroit Kneecappers (7-12)
2x Best Waiver Pickup
Only back-to-back Dusty Cup Champion
Dusty Cups: 1
Sea Lions: 0
Regular Season Championships: 2
Division Wins: 3
Regular Season Record: 102-68 (.600)
Playoff Record: 6-5
Best Season: 17-5 (2020)
Worst Season: 6-8 (2021)
Awards Won: 7
Records Held: 1
Easiest Opponent: Team Jonathan (12-2)
Toughest Opponent: Hockey Balboa (5-8)
Winningest team in League History
Only 2x Manager of the Year Award Winner
Dusty Cups: 1
Sea Lions: 1
Regular Season Championships: 2
Division Wins: 2
Regular Season Record: 93-76-1 (.550)
Playoff Record: 6-5
Best Season: 17-5 (2026)
Worst Season: 6-16 (2023)
Awards Won: 5
Records Held: 0
Easiest Opponent: Team Jonathan (10-4)
Toughest Opponent: Zimbabwe WNW (7-8)
2x Regular Season Champ
1 of 2 teams with a Dusty Cup and a Sea Lion
Dusty Cups: 1
Sea Lions: 0
Regular Season Championships: 1
Division Wins: 1
Regular Season Record: 69-57 (.548)
Playoff Record: 5-4
Best Season: 16-7 (2022)
Worst Season: 7-15 (2026)
Awards Won: 7
Records Held: 1
Easiest Opponent: Team Jonathan (9-2)
Toughest Opponent: Brad Ratchand (4-8)
Won a Dusty Cup in his second season
3x Worst Draft Pick Award Winner
Dusty Cups: 1
Sea Lions: 1
Regular Season Championships: 0
Division Wins: 1
Regular Season Record: 70-100 (.420)
Playoff Record: 2-3
Best Season: 13-9 (2023)
Worst Season: 6-16 (2019)
Awards Won: 4
Records Held: 1
Easiest Opponent: Team Jonathan (9-2)
Toughest Opponent: Zimbabwe WNW (4-12)
Won a Dusty Cup after being the Losingest team for 4 seasons
Has never won Best or Worst Draft Pick Award
Dusty Cups: 0
Sea Lions: 1
Regular Season Championships: 0
Division Wins: 1
Regular Season Record: 74-73-1 (.503)
Playoff Record: 2-4
Best Season: 13-8-1 (2020)
Worst Season: 8-15 (2024)
Awards Won: 1
Records Held: 0
Easiest Opponent: Team Jonathan (12-5)
Toughest Opponent: Zimbabwe WNW (4-12)
Closest team to a career .500 win rate
Has never won a major award
Dusty Cups: 0
Sea Lions: 0
Regular Season Championships: 1
Division Wins: 1
Regular Season Record: 46-58 (.442)
Playoff Record: 1-1
Best Season: 10-4 (2019)
Worst Season: 4-18 (2020)
Awards Won: 6
Records Held: 2
Dusty Cups: 0
Sea Lions: 1
Regular Season Championships: 1
Division Wins: 1
Regular Season Record: 59-67 (.468)
Playoff Record: 0-2
Best Season: 18-4 (2019)
Worst Season: 5-18 (2023)
Awards Won: 7
Records Held: 2
Dusty Cups: 0
Sea Lions: 1
Regular Season Championships: 0
Division Wins: 0
Regular Season Record: 18-50 (.265)
Playoff Record: 0-0
Best Season: 7-15 (2023)
Worst Season: 5-18 (2024)
Awards Won: 2
Records Held: 1
Most Wins in a Season: 18 - Windsor Spits (2019)
Most Losses in a Season: 18 - Team Waffle (2020)
Most Fantasy Points in a Season: 3910.5 - Brad Ratchand (2023)
Most Fantasy Points in a Week: 255.8 - Team Neposlan (Matchup 20, 2020)
Most Fantasy Points in a Night: 80.1 - Windsor Spits (Dec 13th, 2022)
Most Fantasy Points Against in a Season: 3747.2 - Team Waffle (2024)
Least Fantasy Points in a Season: 2986.2 - The Wayne Train (2024)
Least Fantasy Points in a Week: 75.4 - Team Parent Parent (Matchup 11, 2021)
Longest Winning Streak: 8 Weeks - Team Bob Stone (2019)
Longest Losing Streak: 14 Weeks - Team Parent Parent (2021)
Best Overall Record: 51-31 - Hockey Balboa
Most Career Wins: 75 - Zimbabwe WNW
Most Career Losses: 73 - Hughes ur Daddy
Most Fantasy Points in a Week (F): 45 - Patrik Laine (Matchup 8, 2020)
Most Fantasy Points in a Week (D): 32.4 - Adam Fox (Matchup 11, 2021)
Most Fantasy Points in a Week (G): 34.4 - Ilya Sorokin (Matchup 2, 2022)
Most Fantasy Points in a Night (F): 24.8 - Tage Thompson (Dec 7th, 2022)
Most Fantasy Points in a Night (D): 19.4 - Tony DeAngelo (Jan 9th, 2020)
Most Fantasy Points in a Night (G): 15.4 - Casey DeSmith (Apr 21st, 2022)
Most Fantasy Points in a Year (F): 536.4 - Connor McDavid (2023)
Most Fantasy Points in a Year (D): 316.8 - Erik Karlsson (2023)
Most Fantasy Points in a Year (G): 267.2 - Juuse Saros (2022)